I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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