Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
