I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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