Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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