no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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