And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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