i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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