Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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