Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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