I didn't shave. On purpose
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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