I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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