well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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