yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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