How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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