Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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