It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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