just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize