It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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