"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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