I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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