Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just had sex on a roof
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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