those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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