She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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