I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you win again, gameday.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
