i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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