2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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