I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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