I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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