I'll bet she douches with gravy.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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