You really coming over, don't trick.
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Still dying that you shit outside
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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