I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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