so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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