Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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