I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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