Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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