so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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