if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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