Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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