i think i have two assholes
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
My bed smells like the plague
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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