at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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