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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm going to jail i love you

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(512): View more from Texas

I pooped in a mop bucket.

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WTF???

(512): View more from Texas

Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

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(707): View more from California

so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?

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(816): View more from Missouri

He is an equal opportunity slut.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest

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(330): View more from Ohio

If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.

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