After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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