Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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