There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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