Having a random hookup so left but love u
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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