Just fell off a train. Bad.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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