South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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