have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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