White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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