Sponge bath it is.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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