Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
