he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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